Are you looking for an exciting web development opporunity? Can you pass a drug test? OK, forget that. Can you lay off drugs for a few months? Then the KVT.CC team is looking for you!
Duties - Entertain the whimsical requests of the site owner and feigning knowledge of every buzzword the site owner catches off Mashable.com. Knoweldge of a web browser is a plus. Able to fabricate SEO reports for website and speak jargon whenever asked to fix a site issue.
Skills required are:
Interested parties should send their resume to firstname.lastname@example.org. Users expecting a web resume submission form should be capable of coding said form for insulting compensation.